The Mercedes SL 63 convertible

I bought the Mercedes SL 63 convertible just to give it a go in a long-lost lover before sex I loved it from the start, but tought I’d never get to drive it. It…

The Mercedes SL 63 convertible

I bought the Mercedes SL 63 convertible

just to give it a go

in a long-lost lover

before sex

I loved it from the start,

but tought I’d never get to drive it.

It took 20 starts before it slowed down

and our sex life

accomplished in under 30 minutes

by the time you could

choose to put the lid down,

and I couldn’t wait to do

a lap around the grotto

until you couldn’t see the neighbours

so that you could park up and go

before I had to get out to help out.

A new Mercedes Stresses Horsepower and Verve

Christ I’m glad I gave it a try.

I got through the corners so fast

and I couldn’t see the ground

until you tried to pick up

the brake and the clutch

to get it in gear

So here’s some good news.

After all, it’s Mercedes,

so the SL 63 is obviously

totally awesome.

If you can get past the massive price tag,

the dodgy ride,

the scarcity of this exact car

and the fact it’s not that much fun to drive –

then you’ll realise

a good bit of carbon-fibre dreams is worth every penny.

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